Law Of Attraction
Some years ago during the world war Mr Ford brought suit
against the Chicago Tribune, charging that newspaper with libelous
publication of statements concerning him, one of which was the statement
that Ford was an "ignoramus," an ignorant pacifist, etc.
When the suit came up for trial the attorneys for the Tribune undertook to prove, by Ford himself, that their statement was true; that he was ignorant, and with this object in view they catechized and cross-examined him on all manner of subjects.
One question they asked was:
"How many soldiers did the British send over to subdue the rebellion in the Colonies in 1776?"
With a dry grin on his face Ford nonchalantly replied:
"I do not know just how many, but I have heard that it was a lot more than ever went back."
Loud laughter from Court, jury, courtroom spectators, and
even from the frustrated lawyer who had asked the question. This line of
interrogation was continued for an hour or more, Ford keeping perfectly calm
the meanwhile.
Finally, however, he had permitted the "smart Aleck" lawyers to play with him until he was tired of it, and in reply to a question which was particularly obnoxious and insulting, Ford straightened himself up, pointed his finger at the questioning lawyer and replied:
"If I should really wish to answer the foolish question you have just asked, or any of the others you have been asking, let me remind you that I have a row of electric push-buttons hanging over my desk and by placing my finger on the right button I could call in men who could give me the correct answer to all the questions you have asked and to many that you have not the intelligence either to ask or answer.
Now, will you kindly tell me why I should bother about filling my mind with a lot of useless details in order to answer every fool question that anyone may ask, when I have able men all about me who can supply me with all the facts I want when I call for them?"
This answer is quoted from memory, but it substantially relates Ford's answer. There was silence in the court-room. The questioning attorney's under jaw dropped down, his eyes opened widely; the judge leaned forward from the bench and gazed in Mr. Ford's direction; many of the jury awoke and looked around as if they had heard an explosion (which they actually had).
A prominent clergyman who was present in the court-room at the time said, later, that the scene reminded him of that which must have existed when Jesus Christ was on trial before Pontius Pilate, just after He had given His famous reply to Pilate's question, "What is truth?"